Saturday, September 29, 2007

CUBS WIN!


It's been a long haul, but last night was the payoff. With a combination of a 6-0 Cubs victory in Cincinnati and a 6-3 Brewers loss to the Padres, the Cubs became NL Central champions. I'm not going to say much more than that. NL Central Champions. Has a nice ring to it. The second season starts Wednesday-but for now I'm just going to enjoy this.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Your tax dollars hard at work.


From Fark.com and Yahoo! News comes this little tidbit...
CORONADO, Calif. - The Navy will spend as much as $600,000 to modify a 40-year-old barracks complex that resembles a swastika from the air, a gaffe that went largely unnoticed before satellite images became easily accessible on the Internet.

The Navy said officials noted the buildings' shape after the groundbreaking in 1967 but decided against changing it at the time because it wasn't obvious from the ground. Aerial photos made available on Google Earth in recent years have since revealed the buildings' shape to a wide audience.


Read the full article here .


Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Watch this. Immediately.




I've spent the past couple of nights watching the excellent new Ken Burns documentary The War. For those of you who aren't familiar, it's his look at World War II. After having watched the first three episodes, I can definitely recommend it. The film is an amazing mix of archival footage and interviews with veterans, families, neighbors-giving a real sense of the effect the war had on every American. Part of what makes it so interesting is that Burns ventures outside the typical WWII storyline. In addition to a basic rundown of the major battles and campaigns, he turns the lens on the events here at home. A particularly poignant segment from tonight's episode deals with Japanese-American soldiers going off to fight, while their families are behind barbed wire in an internment camp.

By seeing exactly what these soldiers (and their families) went through, the true impact of the war is brought home. I don't think that it's an exaggeration to say that this war truly affected everyone in America. To look at that time, and that place, and to see the sacrifices that were made by so many, is inspiring.

For those of you here in Nashville, here's a link to WNPT's schedule for this program. For those of you elsewhere, go here to find a station near you. And don't forget, Veteran's Day is observed on November 12. Go to your local Veteran's Day events and give the surviving WWII vets the cheers the so greatly deserve.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Art? Hardly. Stupid? You got it.


Ok. Let's role-play for a second here. You're an employee at Boston's Logan International Airport. A young woman comes up to your counter and asks about a flight. The front of her shirt has a circuit board and battery attached to it, and a lump of an unknown substance is in her hand. You answer her question, and then ask her what that is strapped to her chest. She doesn't answer, and turns to walk away.
You: A)Wave politely and tell her to enjoy the flight.
B)Do nothing.
C)Mention her suspicious behavior to security.

I don't know about you, but I think I'd pick C. And that's exactly what happened yesterday. Star Simpson, age 19, was arrested Friday after the above scenario unfolded. Already, there are some coming to her defense. "It was an art project/shirt she wore all the time/clearly not a bomb" and so on. Frankly, I don't care. Wearing anything that even remotely could be confused with a bomb to an airport is STUPID. Let's face it. Airport security folks aren't always the best-trained or the most patient. This was asking for trouble-especially remembering that one of the 9/11 flights was hijacked at...hmm...what was it...oh yeah. LOGAN INTERNATIONAL. Frankly, she's lucky she didn't get tasered or worse.

I don't care if she "wore that all the time". I might enjoy walking around the house with a bandolier of .50 cal ammo hanging over my shoulder, but I know that it might not go over well in public. And if it turns out that this dingbat wanted to call this some kind of "performance art?" Give me a break. Save it for somewhere else. And as for the most common argument I've heard-"real bombs don't look like that...", HOW DO YOU KNOW? Which bomb squad did you train with? Did Richard Reid's shoes "look like a real bomb?" Doubtful, but they sure as hell were. It's a different world we live in, folks. I'm all for civil liberties, freedom, the whole ball of wax. But one thing I don't support is people who check their common sense at the door.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Buckle your seat belts...


It's going to be a bumpy ride. Your favorites and mine, the Chicago Cubs, have exactly 9 games left in the season. As of this writing, they remain in first place in the NL Central with a 1-game lead over Milwaukee. To call these last few games "important" would be an understatement. The breakdown: 3 at home vs. the Pirates, followed by 3 games each in Florida and Cincinnati. Meanwhile, the Brewers have a 3-game set vs. the Cardinals, bookended by 4 games in Atlanta and 4 games vs. the Padres. This should absolutely be a fight to the finish. I'm confident in the Cubs, but I'm still silently hoping that Prince Fielder is injured from some sort of cheeseburger-related asphyxiation.

So how did the Cubs get here? By doing the things they weren't doing early on in the season-
winning 1-run games, being able to count on the bullpen, and being able to come from behind. A note here on the bullpen: Carlos Marmol has some absolutely nasty stuff. With a fastball consistently in the high 90s and a filthy slider, he's been absolutely unhittable-a 1.25 ERA over 64.2 IP. As for the starters, Ted Lilly has quietly established himself as the team's "ace" as of late-with a 15-7 record and a 3.78 ERA. Carlos Zambrano hasn't returned to his dominance from July (5-1, 1.38 ERA), instead going 2-2 with an ERA north of 5. I'll go ahead and say it: Big Z absolutely, positively, needs to get it together. NOW. C'mon, Carlos. Show us all why you're worth the big payday.

So stock up on your Maalox and Old Style, Cubs fans. We're in for a wild couple of weeks. See you at Wrigley in October.

UPDATE: Brewers lose to Atlanta. Make that 1 1/2 game lead. Go Cubs!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The dumbest thing I've heard all day.

I came across this article today. Los Angeles city councilwoman Jan Perry, apparently concerned about her district's waistline, has proposed legislation that would create up to a two-year moratorium on new fast food restaurants in the area. It seems that the residents of the South L.A. district she represents have higher instances of obesity compared to the rest of the county. So in an attempt to remedy this problem, she has suggested...no more fast food. Not a community education program, not working to increase awareness regarding diet and nutrition, but a ban on new fast-food restaurants.

This idea is misguided at best, and at its worst, is a perfect example of unnecessary governmental intervention. Even if there's a higher-than-average number of fast food restaurants in the area, people choose to eat there. Furthermore, let's not forget that many such establishments now offer things like salad or fruit-which means people also choose what they eat while there. Anyone could tell you that a salad is better for you than a triple cheeseburger with a large order of fries. It's a matter of what people choose to do-and this is not to mention that one could just as easily eat at home, or take a meal to work.

Without getting into a lengthy discussion on the role of government in our society, I can say the following with certainty: I don't need the government playing the role of nanny-saving me from Arby's by means of legislation. Any reasonably intelligent person should be able to say the same. This is a case where the intent is noble enough-protect people from the adverse health effects of obesity. However, banning something as basic as where a person can eat is completely the wrong approach. Do some outreach. Give people information on a healthy lifestyle. Provide them with the tools they need to make an informed decision. Don't insult their intelligence (or mine) by doing otherwise.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

R.I.P. Joe Zawinul

The jazz community lost a legend today-Joe Zawinul. He died from a rare form of skin cancer at the age of 75. From Yahoo/AP:

Zawinul won acclaim for his keyboard work on chart-topping Miles Davis albums such as "In A Silent Way" and "Bitches Brew," and was a leading force behind the so-called "Electric Jazz" movement.

In 1970, Zawinul and saxophonist Wayne Shorter founded Weather Report and produced a series of albums including "Heavy Weather," "Black Market," "I Sing the Body Electric," and the Grammy-winning live recording "8:30."

He is credited with bringing the electric piano and synthesizer into the jazz mainstream, but was frustrated by the lack of respect for electric keyboards and new technology among jazz purists.

"There is no difference between a Stradivarius or a beautiful synthesizer sound," Zawinul told Jazziz magazine earlier this year. "People make a big mistake in putting down electronic music. Yes, it's been misused and abused, but that's true of every music.

"There is nothing wrong with electronic music as long as you're putting some soul behind the technology."

Austrian Chancellor Alfred Gusenbauer praised Zawinul's "unpretentious way of dealing with listeners" and said he wasn't "blinded by superficialities."

Born in 1932, Zawinul grew up in a working-class family during World War II in the Austrian capital. He played accordion on the streets to make money and received classical piano training as a child prodigy at the Vienna Conservatory. In the postwar years, he grew interested in American jazz, playing in a dance band that included the future Austrian President Thomas Klestil and making a name for himself on the local jazz scene in bands led by saxophonist Hans Koller and others.

"One thing about Viennese musicians, they can really groove, more than even the German bands can," Zawinul said in a 2007 Downbeat magazine interview. "It's something in our nature, perhaps. We're cosmopolitan and interracial — Czech, Slavic, Hungarian, Romanian, Bulgarian, Turkish a little bit."

In 1959, Zawinul emigrated to the United States on a scholarship to study at the Berklee School of Music in Boston, but left to join Maynard Fergusion's big band. He next landed a gig with Dinah Washington; his funky piano can be heard on her 1959 hit "What a Diff'rence a Day Made."

Zawinul rose to international fame after joining alto saxophonist Cannonball Adderley's band in 1961. During his nine-year stint with the band, he composed such tunes as "Walk Tall," "Country Preacher," and most notably the gospel-influenced, soul-jazz anthem "Mercy, Mercy, Mercy," his first important recording on electric piano, which climbed the pop charts and won a Grammy for Adderley.

In the late '60s, Zawinul recorded with Davis' studio band, His tune "In a Silent Way" served as the title track for the trumpeter's first foray into the electric arena. Zawinul's composition "Pharoah's Dance" was featured on Davis' groundbreaking 1970 jazz-rock fusion album "Bitches Brew," which won Davis a 1970 Grammy for best jazz performance, large group or soloist with large group.

Weather Report enjoyed its biggest commercial success with the 1977 album "Heavy Weather" which featured Zawinul's catchy tune "Birdland," which became one of the most recognizable jazz hits of the '70s after it was also recorded by Maynard Ferguson and the vocal group Manhattan Transfer.

After Weather Report broke up in 1986, Zawinul went on to form The Zawinul Syndicate, which brought together a global village of musicians who recorded such albums at the Grammy-nominated "My People" (1996) and "World Tour" (1998).





Saturday, September 08, 2007

I knew I was on to something.

From the BBC:

The old advertising slogan "Guinness is Good for You" may be true after all, according to researchers.

A pint of the black stuff a day may work as well as an aspirin to prevent heart clots that raise the risk of heart attacks.

Drinking lager does not yield the same benefits, experts from University of Wisconsin told a conference in the US.

Guinness were told to stop using the slogan decades ago - and the firm still makes no health claims for the drink.

The Wisconsin team tested the health-giving properties of stout against lager by giving it to dogs who had narrowed arteries similar to those in heart disease.

They found that those given the Guinness had reduced clotting activity in their blood, but not those given lager.

Clotting is important for patients who are at risk of a heart attack because they have hardened arteries.

A heart attack is triggered when a clot lodges in one of these arteries supplying the heart.

Many patients are prescribed low-dose aspirin as this cuts the ability of the blood to form these dangerous clots.

The researchers told a meeting of the American Heart Association in Orlando, Florida, that the most benefit they saw was from 24 fluid ounces of Guinness - just over a pint - taken at mealtimes.

They believe that "antioxidant compounds" in the Guinness, similar to those found in certain fruits and vegetables, are responsible for the health benefits because they slow down the deposit of harmful cholesterol on the artery walls.



So there you have it, folks. Scientifically proven. Read the full article here.


Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Why follow the rules, when you can make your own?

I came across this article today. The short version is that Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez wants to introduce legislation to do away with term limits, so that he has more time to implement a socialist economy. In other words, he's not planning on going anywhere. For those of you not familiar with the situation in Venezuela, here's a brief rundown.

In 1998, Chavez was elected president. Running on a platform promising to reduce both poverty and corruption, he received 56% of the vote. He won reelection in 2006, allegedly receiving 63% of all ballots cast. I use the word "allegedly" because the Chavez government has quite the reputation for corruption, questionable elections included. Since first taking office, Chavez has been a vocal critic of George Bush and America in general, while cozying up to his role model Fidel Castro. In addition, he has made active strides towards a largely state-controlled economy, proposing government control of everything from telecom companies to Venezuela's massive oil refineries. Chavez has also implemented several laws restricting free speech and the free press.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Chavez is a modern-day Pied Piper. After promising massive social reforms, and an end to poverty, he has taken away rights and done nothing to improve the economy. Poverty actually increased during his first four years in office, from 43% to 54%. Further, what is referred to as "extreme" poverty (people living on less than $1/day) jumped from 17% to 25%. Meanwhile, violent crime (homicide in particular) has increased year over year. In 2003, there were 11,900 murders, equivalent to 46.5 per 100,000 people. That's 36.2 per day. And the reason more recent statistics aren't available? Chavez's government ordered the police to stop releasing them. There are routine reports of citizens being tortured by the police and the National Guard. Venezuela is also notorious for its do-nothing attitude regarding the problem of human trafficking.

As each day passes, Chavez works to cement his power and deny the rights of the people he pledged to empower. For any skeptics out there (I'm looking at you, Sean Penn), this is all well-documented. Check out any of the following for the real situation:


Human Rights Watch

Amnesty International

Venezuela Crisis

And the next time you're at the pump, refuse to help subsidize this-CITGO is the U.S. subsidiary of Venezuela's state-run oil company.